I was bird-sitting my cousins parrot and when I walked in my boyfriend was teaching it to say swear words. Not thinking their actions through is a Flaw of the Y Chromosome!

So my soon to be ex-boyfriend decided to buy a house without telling me….I don’t want to move that far. Now that I’m not moving he thinks he’s going to take our two kids with him. Being an ***hole is a flaw of the y chromosome!

My father and I had hot dogs the other day and before we left he just had to tell a stupid insulting joke about how dumb polish people are to the man behind the counter. What if that guy had been polish? Just because he sells polish sausages doesn’t mean he will think that was funny. Thinking racism is funny is a Flaw Of The Y Chromosome!

What I don’t understand is how my boyfriend can be so interested in bull riding. He gets really into how hard the bull kicks and spins. Sometimes I would like to see how he would bounce around if I tightened a strap on his balls. Stupid sports are a Flaw Of The Y Chromosome!

When I give input on a group project and a guy disagrees with my opinion that’s fine. Saying I’m wrong because that’s the “academic way of thinking about it” is not. We’re in freaking college! What’s wrong with thinking intelligently in college? Thinking you can get by on being the pretty boy is a Flaw of the Y Chromosome.